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I Forgot I Have a Blog...

I guess it's been a little while. My bad.

Anyways, I decided to work on a project today. Well, two projects actually. I needed to clean my room - I was getting tired of waking up to spiders on my chest. And the other project was to take a cover of an issue of The Journal of the American Medical Association (JAMA) and combine it with that of a Playboy cover.

Okay, so let me show you the two original covers:


(JAMA Cover)

(Playboy Cover)
Quite a difference a half naked lady can make. One thing in particular which is important to note about the JAMA cover is it's lack of cover lines (there are none). I needed to find out what was featured in the October 17, 2007 issue of JAMA to correctly display appropriate cover lines on the JAMA/Playboy hybrid. Here's what I found:

Vol. 298 No. 15, pp. 1733-1826, October 17, 2007
TABLE OF CONTENTS

• Institutional Academic–Industry Relationships
• Invasive Methicillin-Resistant Staphylococcus aureus Infections in the United States
• Adult Cystic Fibrosis
• Adverse Effects of Incretin Therapy for Type 2 Diabetes
• Comprehensive "Proteomic Profile" of Amniotic Fluid May Aid Prenatal Diagnosis
• Elephantiasis Parasite Genome
• Essentials of Diagnostic Breast Pathology: A Practical Approach
• The Death of Sigmund Freud: The Legacy of His Last Days

Take a look above at the words in bold. Those are the ones I chose to insert into the various cover lines of the new cover (with a few "spice" ups). And so now I present to you,

JAMA UNRATED:

(Click on the image to make it larger)
And that is how I spent my day. More people would want to be doctors if I was the editor of JAMA.

P.S. Here is a link to a cool break down of the various parts of a magazine cover.
(For those who are interested in marketing and what not.)

Remember me?

When life gives you lemons, slice them and then sprinkle the juice onto a Fillet Mignon to add flavor. Then eat that delicious son-of-a-bitch.

Sorry, I haven't made any posts in a while. I've been taking (failing) final exams this past week.

I still have one left: Biology. I fucking love biology. I've spent the last 4 hours drawing penises and vaginas in preparation for the reproductive section of the test (Which will consist of 2-3 multiple choice questions with no diagrams. So as you can see, drawing pictures was completely necessary.).

Fun Fact: Inside of you right now, the hydrogen in the water molecules (which makes up about 70% of your body) is 13 BILLION years old.

Now if you don't mind, I need to get back to studying: 8=>

(More posts this summer)