Being a rich and famous celebrity would be fun. I would drive around in a nice car, and when I use valet parking at a fancy restaurant I would tip the valet with my car and walk home and just buy a new one the next day.
Also, don't walk through Drive-throughs in California. It is illegal apparently.
I plan on making some new posts in the future. Just nothing right now. I am tired, uncreative, soar (I often confuse the spelling of that word with sour. Although, after licking my hand, both words work well when describing me), fatigued, hairy, and immortal.
However, I will show you what I did to my Windows laptop. I "Mac-ified" it. This is the desktop of my new PC/Mac hybrid:
After playing around a little bit with it, and after downloading a cool icon function program, this is my desktop as of right NOW:
It is perfect, and since I enjoy it so much I had to share it with you. If you don't care, email me at djbuttaskotch@gmail.com with the subject title: 'I Don't Care', and the message body as follows:
Dear Matt,
I don't care.
Sincerely,
(Your Name)
I will respond with a message that will include the recipe for a very delicious breakfast burrito and a link to a Kevin Bacon's Wikipedia article. Over the course of this e-mail writing/sending you will waste approximately 1 minute and 30 seconds of your life typing your message and briefly reading through mine, at which point you will realize that you would have been better off just enjoying the screen shots of my PC/Mac in the first place.
In that 1 minute and 30 seconds you wasted you could have done many things:
Things to do in 1 Minute and 30 Seconds:
- Listen to the first half of the song: 3 Minute Song by Josh Wilson
- Look at your watch/a clock for 1 minute and 30 seconds
- Minimum required time for cooking a Hot Pocket (Although 2 min. is preferred)
- Brush your teeth (With possible BONUS TIME to shave your uni-brow)
- Listen to the second half of the song: 3 Minute Song by Josh Wilson
P.S. If you cared, you earned this:
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I could be mistaken...but I just think it might be illegal to walk up to drive throughs anywhere in the continental US. I should wikipedia it.
ReplyDeleteI have been turned down from service in PA for walking through one (I have also been served as well), but in Cali they just called the police.
ReplyDeleteI wonder what they would do if you drove through backwards with your car in reverse...
I think you would probably smack into another car. Or possibly a hungry pedestrian.
ReplyDeleteNow that I think about it, maybe that's why people aren't allowed to walk up to drive-thru windows....