Thursday, March 25, 2010

Yup, that was a homeless man shaving in the school bathroom...

I realize I have not posted anything in a while. I have been busy, and haven't had time to make anything new. Let's see... what can I write about...

I recently applied to be a ChaCha guide. That's new. ChaCha is a service similar to Google, except any question you have is answered by a real person who you text message. Text any question (Seriously, any question) to 242242, and within the next minute you will get your answer. I applied to be one of the "guides" who answers the questions.

I signed up, took a short test, then had to watch like a million informational videos, take some quizzes, and today was my BIG EXAM. They give you 10 real questions that were being asked at the moment, and it is up to you and what you learned to answer them.

Long story short, I failed (Although I don't find out for sure until next day or so since they have to grade my results). The reason I say I fail is, I got an opinion question: "What should I wear to my friend's funeral?". I panicked. I knew there was a "what should I wear" quick answer button somewhere, but I couldn't find it so I answered it with my own custom answer: "Your fancy pants and a top hat. Do the ChaCha!"

Fail.

So, in celebration of my recent endeavors, here are some real ChaCha questions and answers I sent and actually recieved back:

Q: To be or not to be?
ChaCha: That is the question... I say, to be!

Q: Should I go out tonight, or study Calculus?
ChaCha: Ask me all you want, I will always say... Study!!!

Q: Who is better looking: King Kong, or Lady GaGa?
ChaCha: Lady GaGa by far, King Kong is hot too though.
(I told you, any question AT ALL!)

Q: What is the best way to flirt with the person answering my ChaCha questions?
ChaCha: Sorry, you have exceeded you daily limit of questions.

P.S. If you are considering starting your own business, a growing trend in the world of advertisements and marketing is robotic gorillas. I would know, I'm a biology major.



Sorry I don't have anything else to say. Once I finish school, and retire from my job, which should be like 50-60 more years, then I will make some more posts. Or maybe I will make one tomorrow... eh.

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