When I die, I want my entire body put in a soup can. When someone at a restaurant says, "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup." Someone else can one-up him saying, "Waiter, there is an entire body of a dead man floating in my soup."
When I die, I want to be a body of a victim on the show CSI. I also want to have a kissing scene with the lead actress. Then I want her lover on the show to get jealous, and with a twist in the plot, murder me and have the story to be continued on next week's episode.
When I die, I want my body to be used as one of those British soldiers.
(Queen's gaurd)
When I die, I want college students to draw obnoxious things on my face with a permanent marker, such as glasses, a mustache, a uni-brow, penises, etc.. When people see me like that in the casket, they will think, "Wow, he must have had a really wild time last night."
When I die, I will set my facebook status to "is dead".
When I die, I will let my friend take me wherever he goes so that whenever he farts, and people start making comments on the smell, he can blame it on my dead body.
That's all I got.
If you can think of your own, post them in the comments section. I would enjoy seeing what you come up with.
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So this is a post-bucket list? Nice. How about a list of things to do while you're dying?
ReplyDeleteWhile I am dying, I will take out a loan for a "business investment" of about 2.5 million dollars, then boil the money in a stew and eat it all.
ReplyDeletethat's how you will die. eating money.
ReplyDeleteI will have the richest stomach in the world.
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