Sunday, April 11, 2010

Math Jokes: For People Who Have sin(π) Friends.

Do you remember two posts ago, when I mentioned that online Calculus homework site? Well, I had a few assignments again to do this weekend, and I swear to you, the people who made that site either do very large amounts of drugs or do moderate amounts of drugs but with bodies that have very low tolerance. Whenever you get an answer right, a little picture pops up on the screen with a nifty positive comment:



I solved an answer only to find some sort of mythical personified pony unicorn dressed in Shakespearean attire with his horn supporting a holiday wreath, bowing at me. I was a little nervous to continue solving problems, not being sure what sort of creature would pop out next. Then:



Is that a spider-cow? Or a small cow who was trapped in a spider web? Actually, if you study it, it proves to be the foremost: a half-spider, half-cow, who has trapped unsuspecting grass on its sticky cow-silk web and is now feasting upon its helpless victim.

If only there was a sign as to what the creators of this site were thinking...



... Just as I suspected. But as time went on, I began to notice that perhaps these guys have a problem. They just don't know when to stop:



So anyways, I'm pretty sure my calculus homework needs to go to rehab.

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2 comments:

  1. hahaha clever cow/spider. grass isn't easy to catch in the wild like that.

    but yeah...holiday wreath guy is a little messed up.

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  2. Haha, yeah. He doesn't exactly put you in a mathematical mood, that's for sure.

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