Girl 1: I'm going to poke holes in all of your condoms and steal your birth control.
Girl 2: Whatever, I'll just take it up the ass.
New Girl 1: Your feet are really big.
Guy 1: I have a horse cock.
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It isn't a competition but...
If I walk into a bathroom, and you are already at the sink, and I finish my business, and you are still at the sink, and I wash my hands and walk out, and you are still at the sink - you lose.
If you spell "definitely" any other way than that - you lose.
See: Link
If you voted for McCain - you lost.
If you do this in your spare time:
- you lose.
If you read A Cream-Filled Blog - you win.
If you are a bear - you win. Unless you are knitting, as bears are not well known for having good finger dexterity.
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I think the other way about the sink thing. See, cuz that means I washed my hands better than you did, so YOU LOSE.
ReplyDeleteAnd because I'm used to tattoo-shop-style hand washing, I always wash longer. (therefore always win!)
the rubix cube is coool.
ReplyDeleteI would never do it, so does that mean I still win?
When I first saw the title of your blog, all I could think of was inappropriate things. I think that should mean win x infinity (+1, perhaps?)
ReplyDeleteYour king holds his crown on with peanut butter. A win for the peanut butter. For the king, a loss.
ReplyDeleteFor the crown it is a draw.
aww. does this mean i have to stop making re-creations of people's faces with my unlimited amount of rubix cubes?
ReplyDeleteMiss. Chief - That is a good point, because Ebola would be an automatic lose.
ReplyDeleteAnn - Thinking it's cool is fine. Besides, everyone is a winner - except for the Cleveland Browns (Steelers fan here)
Ian - I think of inappropriate things all the time! I think it is more like win raised to the infinite power. (And yeah, plus one.)
Dogimo - You make a good point, unless of course the crown is made out of chocolate, then the king wins when he eventually eats the delicious peanut-butter and chocolate crown on top of his head.
Emily - Well I guess it depends on the face. If you do one of Tila Tequila's face, I will award you a win. (I'm really not sure why I chose her...)
Haha, I lose cause I think the Rubix Cubes are awesome. Seriously nerdy, seriously time consuming, and seriously disturbing. But awesome.
ReplyDeleteSingle Dad Laughing