Why don't girls like me?

Hi, I'm Hitch. When I was 12 I would go to discos, and kiss a shit load of girls.

Moving on, I went to the greatest Korean market ever the other day, called H-Mart. They sell octopus, shrimp flavored potato chips, the blood of any animal, and sweat in a can:



Apparently it is an energy drink, which makes sense. Since you sweat a lot while you exercise, you can get all of it back by drinking this.

Let's get to the fun part. Drawings:







I noticed that the flag of Libya is only one color: green. That is all; no designs or anything else. I kind of feel like if all the other flags had a party they would not invite Libya. I feel bad.

Current Events: I just checked, and no, it is not Friday yet. Dam. (Unless of course you are reading this on a Friday. Then yes, yes it is Friday. But still, why the hell are you reading on a Friday?)

I am going to write an all dialogue story for my next post. Be prepared. I will add pictures to it, for people who hate words.

P.S. Here is a link for an article regarding a killer killer whale: http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2010-02-24-seaworld-whale-death_N.htm?csp=hf